Kissing Turkey Butt

Yesterday a coworker posted on facebook that he was getting ready to head into work.  He works as a cashier and in the office.  No office yesterday so he was cashier.  This is his first Thanksgiving working here.  He posted that it would probably be boring and that if he had 25 customers he'd kiss a turkeys butt.  Ive been there long enough to know what the sales are really like for Thanksgiving day.  Everyone forgets something and of course you get the procrastinators. I replied that he had better start puckering up because we usually get slammed.  We had over 600 transaction between 7 and 3 yesterday.  He didn't work today but he does tomorrow.  I'm going to buy him a chapstick and send him to the meat dept.>:)   I'm not the only one who saw that post.  We have it in writing and we're going to hold him to it.  If I get a pic Ill put it on here.